Red Carpet Cafe

First of all, I realize that I said when I started this blog that I was gonna talk about worthy red carpet celebs, and I realize to some of you, I threw that shit out the window when I posted on Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian…so before you get snotty, just remember they’ve walked a hell of a lot more redcarpets than you will!!!

Anyway, having said that I realize I am totally wrong in blogging about Kim Zolciak from the Real Housewives Broke Housewives of Atlanta! It’s no news to me that the only red carpet this chick has walked is the one they throw out for her at Liquor Barn, but hey this bitch is interesting. 

So Kim has been sayin that “Big Poppa” and she are finished done, just like the foreclosure on her house….BUT NO!!  She told Access Hollywood that the huge ring she’s been rocking lately is a gift from “big poppa” himself!!! Crazy talk!  Kim said about the ring, it was more than a friendship ring, and that she and money bags are in a “good place.” 

I say to Kim, “Kim what’s 2+2?!”, Kim says, “ 4! ”   I say Kim, “How do you spell cat?”, and she says, ” Kat!”  I say Kim, “How do you stay so filthy friggin rich?!”   She says, “I’ll marry that son of a bitch!!!”