Red Carpet Cafe

Well this is straight off the crazy train, and guess who has a ticket, whether he likes it or not?!  Yes, yours truly!  I was just reading a study online and I stumbled across an article published about Alzheimer’s Research, you know Alzheimer’s disease. People back where I’m from actually call it, “old timers disease”  Funny, right?  Not really, because those hillbillies actually think that’s the name.  Anyway,  after reading the article I found some DISTURBING research and I do not like what I’m hearing.  First of all, I chose this picture because…I am convinced that this is the woman, my delirious grandmother saw hiding behind our coach.  Always the lady, my grandmother would swear at the illusion an say, “BITCH GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE!”

As if I didn’t have 3 strikes against me coming from that insanity, the new article states that after much research and evidence, people that recognize certain CELEBRITY names are more likely to develop the, who the hell are you?! disease…Scientists at the Cleveland Clinic discovered that ONE name in particular struck a chord in those who are most likely to develop Alzheimer’s, and it’s uh, this isn’t easy for me, BRITNEY SPEARS.

What the fuck?   As if Britney didn’t get enough bad press already, she’s responsible for destroying the youth and radio?! NOW THIS!  I won’t stand for it…In worse news, I’m gonna die a bitter old man with Alzheimer’s disease…does this mean, I’m gonna grow old, not recognize my face in the mirror, but REMEMBER every word to Womanizer?