Red Carpet Cafe

Tyra I Make Banks just got herself back on my good side…I was just reading through articles from the web about the talk show talent and I’m very impressed with what I’ve found lately.  Evidently Tyra I’m Richer Than The Banks, made Perez Hilton promise to stop blogging and pestering stars under the age of 18. 

If you’ve ever visited, “The Queen of all Media’s” website then you know he takes pleasure in embarrassing and harassing stars under the age of 18.  Well, this doesn’t set well with Tyra and you know if Tyra don’t like, ain’t nobody like it.  The list according to Tyra goes: God, Oprah, Tyra and Tyra makes shit happen, so she made him vow to leave the youngsters alone. 

This all stems from Demi Moore asking the celebrity blogger to quit teasing and reporting on her 15 yr old daughter Tallulah.  Had I known this, I would have flown out to LA and kicked his ass myself, you know Demi’s my bitch.  There’s two things you don’t mess with and that’s Salma Hayek’s breasts and Demi Moore’s children.  Does Perez Hilton not understand that Demi Moore is rich and famous beyond his 99 cent dreams?!   Good for Demi and Tyra, taking up for the stars who can’t take up for themselves because they’re too young.  Now if Tyra could just make Perez Hilton swear to look in the mirror before going outside…