Red Carpet Cafe

Well, it’s official…Kevin Federline has gotten so fat, he now produces his own orbit.  Things that orbit Planet Federline: Cigarettes, $5.00 hookers, Bacon and dirty underwear.  Yes, that’s right. Kevin Federline now matches his ego.  It’s been reported for the past several months that Britney’s mistake ex-husband was gaining a little weight here and there.  Well, it looks as though our friend Kevin is living quite nicely off the allowance Britney gives him. 

 Is he even feeding his children?  How do they live in the same house as him?  How does he have a house, has he not consumed that yet?!  I’m embarassed…how you go from the husband to the Queen of Pop to John Goodman’s stand in, I will never know…some shit you’re just not supposed to figure out?