Red Carpet Cafe

Megan Fox done pissed off the wrong bastards!!!  As you may know, 3 workmen from the crew of Transformers, sent a letter to Michael Bay’s website, trashing this whore.  OK, wait, I’m getting ahead of myself.  This all started because Megan Cocks, I mean Megan Fox, said that Michael Bay was like, “working for Hilter.”  As if Megan Fox knows who Hilter is, I’m pretty sure she missed History class that day…liquor barn had a clearance sale. 

Anyway, 3 anonymous workers decided they were going to take up for Michael Bay and let the world know that Megan Fox is nothing but a trailer trash whore, who without pounds of make-up and a decent body, would be the first in line at the welfare office. 

 These guys kinda sound like they have a gay crush on Michael Bay, but that’s not confirmed.  I think they probably just realize what a bitch Megan Fox is.  I had NOTHING against this girl until she started talking.  She makes herself sound really intelligent in interviews, she even stops chewing her gum when she talks.  Megan Fox is just mad because Micheal Bay made her get outta the chair at the tattoo parlor and actually work.

Take a look at her tattoo, “We will all laugh at gilded butterflies…” WTF? What does that mean?  It should say, “we will all laugh at 15 minute famewhores.”