Red Carpet Cafe

If you grew up in the country like I did, then you’ve heard the phrase, “that boys dun gut too big for hiz britches.”  Yes, that’s said exactly the way it’s spelled.  Anyway, I’ve heard this a few times from my friends and my mom, “you’ve just dun gut too big for yur britches.”  Meaning, I think I’m better than the way I was raised and better than the culture I was surrounded by, uh news flash, I am.

Anyway, another bitch who’s gettin too big for her britches is my ex girl Tyra Banks.  You know I love Tyra, you know that I love her ego and her ego is as big as her weave.  I love that she thinks she’s our nations African American Ghandi.  I love that she thinks she’s Oprah in training, I also love that she left the runway to become a beacon of hope for young girls with their heads in the toilet throwing up breakast.

But she ruined it all, watch this interview.  If you still like Tyra Banks after this interview call me, you need an intervention.  I’m sending Chris Brown over to kick your ass.  Tyra is snotty and rude to the reporter when asked why fellow judges on ANTM, Janice Dickinson and Paulina Porizkova were bad mouthing her.  Tyra stares at the report like a cow staring at a new gate, her inner monologue is saying, “Kill this bitch, have her for dinner, use her ribcage to beat my assistants.”  Anyway, Tyra handles the interview horribly.  She makes an ass out of herself and of course, writes this reporters name on her shit list, right under Janice, Paulina, Carbs and Fried Chicken.