Red Carpet Cafe

OK, I can not stand Megan Fox, you know this.  I think she’s loud, annoying and “tries” to be controversial, notice tries in quotation marks, Rachel Zoe style.  Anyway, she says things like, “Oh Zac Efron is so pretty, he’s the next Liz Taylor.”  Bitch, what does that even mean? Are you trying to be funny or is that your asshole talking, same thing.  Oh sorry, I am trying to cut down on the swearing.  One of my friends said the swearing is too much. This coming from the person, I’ve heard the say the F word so much in one sentence, I thought I was losing my mind.  The person who cusses SO much that he should just have his own built in censor in his vocal cords that just beeps when he talks.  Someone who swears so much, a sailor would look at him in embarrassment.  Really?  I swear too much?  I apologize.

Anyway, Megan Fox says that she developed a fear of flying when she turned 20.  Well the whore is now 47, why is she still scared?  Sorry, she’s only 23, she just looks 47.  Megan Fox knows I don’t like her and I think her tattoos are more amusing than anything she’s spouting off.  Apparently, Megan Fox is saying that Britney Spears has helped her with her fear of flying. 

Megan said, ”I developed that (a fear of flying) when I turned 20. All of a sudden I got really afraid to get on airplanes.  I had to come up with a way to deal with it because I didn’t want to have panic attacks every time I get on a plane.  I know for a fact it’s not in my destiny to die listening to a Britney Spears album, so I always put that on in my (headphones) when I’m flying because I know it wont crash if I’ve got Britney on.”

I can’t deal with this.  I have trouble taking this seriously.  Is Megan Fox determined to mention every celebrity in the world?  This ho is always saying something silly.  Two things Megan Fox needs to do:  Move outta the trailer park, one.  Two, she needs to give Angelina her personality back.  She’s trying to be quirky, and she’s coming off pathetic.