Heidi Montag will continue to embarrass herself
Everyone else in the whole freaking world must have been busy on October 1st? “Hello, Flava Flav? This is Barbara Walters, I was just wondering if you could host the view on Oct. 1st? No. That’s too bad.”
“Hello, Vanilla Ice. Barbara, Can you host the view on Oct. 1st? I’m kinda running outta options here. No? Damn, Well I guess I’m gonna have to ask Heidi Montag?!” Really Barbara, Where’d it all go wrong that you would ask HEIDI MONTAG to host “The View??”
Heidi Montag is basically everything that is wrong with America. She’s the reason children are starving and the reason that the housing market is in the toilet. She’s disgusting, everyone knows I love a shameless self-promoter (Paris Hilton) but this girl gets under my skin. I don’t really watch “The View” but I think the ladies on the show are somewhat educated and informed, basically everything Heidi isn’t. Did she finish high school? Or is that about the time she started putting dicks in her mouth to move to Hollywood?
I’m pretty sure her parents have been swiftly moved into the Witness Relocation Program cause bitches wanna kill the lady who made that…I think Heidi Montag should learn to read before Oct. 1st, without Spencer to talk for her, how will she understand the cue cards?
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