Maybe you’ll recognize her???
Hello, welcome to Planet Earth…Let me introduce you to one of the most famous women on the planet! This is Nicole Kidman, for those of you who didn’t know…EXACTLY!!! EVERYONE KNOWS NICOLE KIDMAN!!! Well, some poor employee at Starbucks in SoHo, didn’t know?! Yeah, that’s what I’m screaming, HOW?!
Anyway, the geniuses that Starbucks are hiring these days, didn’t realize it was the world famous actress. On top of that, forgot her name. The Actress was said to have been visibly annoyed when an employee said, “Like OMG, you so look like that one actress, OMG, what’s her name? She was married to Tom Cruise?” Seriously, this girl has been sitting at the coffee shop too long, no doubt drowning herself in haikus and verse poetry. This girl has completely devoted herself to becoming a Starbucks yuppie that she forgot to exist. I bet she knows the douchebag who invented lattes, what a bitch.
I think if I were Nicole Kidman, I would have said something along the lines of, “I’m actually Nicole Kidman, and I’ve won Oscars and Golden Globes, Also I make your weekly paycheck in a matter of minutes.” Yes, it always comes back to money. But if you don’t know an actress that makes $15 million and up for movies, then you need to be at Starbucks brewing your life away.
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