Red Carpet Cafe

As if it weren’t bad enough for Jon Gosselin, he’s fat and now he’s unemployed.  The world’s most famous dad, not you Michael Lohan, is now no longer part of “Jon and Kate Plus 8.”  TLC wised up and realized that sperm donors are a dime a dozen. 

At this point, I’m not on any one’s side really.  I think Hateful Kateful is a greedy bitch and I think Jon Gosselin is every guy I went to high school with, talentless and ugly.  He just got the lucky break.  And by lucky break I mean knocking a bitch up and having 400 children.

Jon needs his own show it’s called, No one really wears Ed Hardy, not even Ed Hardy.  How is he going to make money now?  He’s living in NYC now and rent’s not cheap and pretty sure there’s Korean restaurants on every corner so that’s outta the question.   I’m not sad to see him go,  he’ll just have to catch syphilis somewhere else.