Red Carpet Cafe

I don’t know if it’s ever an OK thing to say…but good thing Michael Jackson is dead, or Madonna would have killed him.  I’m sure many of you recall Madonna’s moving tribute to Michael Jackson at the VMA’s a few weeks ago.  Well, Michael Jackson’s former spiritual leader, Rabbi Shmuley,  says MJ had a different story about their famous outing many years ago.

Madonna joked as if they were old pals and that she playfully asked Michael out to dinner and they had a great time watching movies like old girlfriends.  Well, Rabbi Shmuley is releasing tapes of Michael recounting that outing in a completely different way.  Michael said Madonna rudely told him that he was going to dinner with her and that she was not going to Disneyland!!!  How funny is that?!  Madonna said, “I am not going to Disneyland, we’re going to a strip club!”  That’s hilarious.

Michael continues to say that she was rude the entire night, brushing off children who asked for autographs and generally just being Madge.   First, I gotta say, kinda cunty of the Rabbi to release videos after he’s dead.  That’s not very Yahwehish of you sir.  FYI, Madonna is now in your community, she will put a spell on you, and you will shave your head like Britney.

Madonna doesn’t play around, so Michael Jackson is better off now, because he wouldn’t wanna live in a world with a mad Madonna.