Red Carpet Cafe

It’s been a bizarre night already.  First of all, I know when Paris Hilton takes a shit, I have her on my radar (Thanks Britney) but I didn’t know she had a new fragrance out!!!   Well newish, it debuted in July, I’m a horrible fan. This is her 230820842038th fragrance from her empire.  The point is, I didn’t pick this information up from another blogger or a celebrity gossip site, I got this valuable piece of information from my 61 year-old-mother. 

That’s right, I come home for a visit to my little country family and I’m greeted by my mom smelling ever so Hiltony.  You might even say she smelled like an estimated $350 million dollars of a hotel fortune.  Read this in a hillbilly accent….. “Like mah new perfuuume?”  I ask my mom what she’s wearing, it doesn’t smell like White Diamonds???  “It’s Paris Hilton’s new stuff, Siruuun, smells good don’t it?”

Maybe it’s genetic, maybe it’s all kinds of fucked up, but there you have it…my mom is a Paris Hilton fan as well.  Anyway, check out Paris’ new fragrance called, Siren.