Just don’t call her J. Lo

Posted on October 11, 2009 by Barrett

Well, Jennifer Lopez is pulling a Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, Sean John, and changing her name again. Beyonce is OK for now, she’s just asking us to call her Sasha Fierce when she masturbates on stage….but J. Lo Jennifer Lopez is now asking that we address her by her new name, “Lola.” Which I’m pretty sure is the name of every female pug in the United States of America.

I love Jennifer Lopez but we fight sometimes. I remember getting mad at her when she was pissy about being called, J. Lo….she was all like, “I’m not J. Lo, don’t call me that shit anymore.” I don’t know why, when she was J. Lo she was making a lot more money and selling a lot more records?!

I refuse to call Jennifer Lopez, Lola. I’ll call her Ben Affleck first. I think that Jennifer Lopez needs to talk to Garth Brooks about weird name changes in your 40’s, remember that Chris Gaines Fiasco?

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