Red Carpet Cafe

WHY IN THE HELL is LC famous when bitches like Kristin Cavallari are down the street?!  LC has the personality of a booger smeared on a wall, and she’s so famous…Kristin Cavllari is the shit, that’s the one, you gotta watch out for.  She’ll shame your mother and make you wish you were dead, but at least she’s interesting!

Recently, Kristin told E! that sex with Brody Jenner, was “very vanilla.”  Wtf does that mean?!  It means, she’s kinky!!!  Who knew that Kristin Cavallari would even care about sex?!   I just assumed she passed sex off as a means to stop her famewhoring.  Sex would interfere with shopping and scribbling in her burn book.  Does very vanilla sex mean they didn’t talk about fingernail polish?? I’m not sure.  Basically Kristin Cavallari is telling us that she wanted Brody to choke her with a leather strap, from her Louis Vuitton purse.  She said things with Brody, “weren’t very outside the box.”   I think Joe Francis is just cutting Kristin Cavallari checks to say this shit.  After all, Brody has the smallest penis in Hollywood?!