Red Carpet Cafe

Dear Lindsay:

Fame has abandoned you, quit calling him, texting him and trying to get back together, Fame hates you now, there’s nothing left…The picture you see is what a relationship with fame USED to look like…

Sincerely,

Samantha Ronson

Today, Lindsay had a court hearing for all the trouble she’s been causing in Los Angeles, driving drunk, driving high, driving with that stringy-blonde hair…Well, on top of the fact that she was an hour late, the judge sorta let her have it…Saying,  “I don’t want to get any more notices again, no warrants … where you’re thumbing your nose at the court.”  Basically, put the needle down and pick up a movie script Lindsay, we’re tired of seeing your ass all coked up…Lindsay was sentenced to 3 more years of probation, which means you and I would have gotten the electric chair.

She’s going to have to ask for special permission to travel outside the city.   If the absence is more than 21 days the court must approve her request.   Sad news for Lindsay, how the heck will she get to Colombia for her cocaine???  I’m disappointed in Lindsay, she can’t get her shit together… All the peroxide is seeping into her brain…the leggings are squeezing her legs too tight, it’s caughting off circulation to her brain…is she still a lesbian?