Red Carpet Cafe

“I take the high road, she was just obviously bitter about something,” so says, Brody Jenner about his ex-girlfriend Kristin Cavallari…so he decided to go the press and call her bitter, you know taking the high road.  A few weeks ago, Kristin Cavallari said that Brody Jenner was very “vanilla” in bed, he didn’t really think outside the box.  Maybe Kristin said that because he has the smallest penis in Hollywood?!   Or she could have said it because MTV hadn’t said her name in 5 minutes, she needed the press time…We don’t know.

Hopefully in this upcoming season, we’ll find out what Brody could be talking about?  I can’t believe the houses that these people live in?  Have you been watching?  Remember when this show first started and they all basically lived in like an apartment, with one bathroom and a bed that folds out of the wall?  Audrina was living at that office she worked in, she slept under the desk.  Not really, but now that MTV has made them the new Bill Gates of Reality TV, they’re houses are off the hook, it’s a little crazy!  Imagine, you too could have a mansion in Hollywood for saying, the word “like” a lot, not really knowing how to form a complete sentence and getting drunk on TV.

Anyway, Brody is gonna dread talking about Kristin Cavallari.  I have a friend who says she’s the most ghetto, white, girl in the Hills of Hollywood.  She just turns into a random black girl from Compton and says stuff like, “You messed with the wrong bitch, I will mess yo ass up.”  Kristin Cavallari is a piece of work,  I wonder what she’s really like…I feel like everything she is on TV is a persona she formed…I think there’s not much difference in her and Heidi, just Jesus and a couple bra sizes.