LA Dash WILL Go Out Of Business…
If Kim Kardashian leaves Hollywood…Recently Kim said that things with her football boyfriend were so good, she’d consider a move to New Orleans over the bright lights of Hollywood…Can you say crazy bitch? I’m pretty sure that Reggie Bush will make more money than Kim in the long run, but I’d rather live in Hollywood than New Orleans.
She said, “things with Reggie are awesome,” which I’m glad, they’re the most beautiful couple in the world…BUT Kim can’t leave the place that made her famous…and I am convinced that Dash and Smooch will go outta business if Celeb hunting whores won’t see Kim K. around…just kidding, Khloe is making quite a name for herself these days…
See that picture above? That’s just minutes before “Hurricane Katrina.” Hurricane Katrina was really Kim’s ass hitting the water, flooded the entire city…At least the people of New Orleans know now that if another Hurricane comes, Kim’s ass doubles as a flotation device. Go ahead, move to New Orleans Kim, you’ll be closer!!!
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