Victoria Beckham Will Never Be The Same…
Victoria Beckham will never be the same after visiting a small town in Eastern Kentucky…Yeah, you read that right, I can type and you can read, yes, Eastern Kentucky…I’ll let you collect yourself and then explain why…
Ready? OK.
So “Posh” Spice ventured outta the Hollywood Hills into the Appalachian Hills. I’m sure when prompted to visit KY, Victoria answered with, “Clay County? Is that a suburb of LA?” “Posh” visited Manchester, KY in Clay County to save the children of Eastern Kentucky as a part of the “Save The Children” U.S. Program.
Victoria said she wanted to understand the level of poverty in Clay County. Because you know poverty to Victoria Beckham is living in Orange County. Seriously, I’m sure Victoria sees people in Laguna Beach and says, “Oh those poor people, they only have 2 homes on the beach, that’s so sad.”
I can’t imagine, even imagine, Victoria Beckham when her plane landed in KY. I’m sure she landed in Lexington, which was probably a huge WTF moment for her?! I bet she thought she was in Hell even then and that’s huge compared to Manchester. Victoria wasn’t alarmed at the amount of missing teeth, she’s used to that being from Britain.
However, I bet she lost her shit when someone said, “We’re sorry Mrs. Beckham, there is no Hermes here.” That’s it, if you heard a scream last night, it was Victoria Beckham running down the Holler.
Victoria Beckham has a fortune the size of Kentucky, she could feed every child in Manchester until they went into the coal mines at 18. It’s said that she donated Adidas shoes and backpacks to the poor and hungry children. Yes, that’s what they need, Brooklyn’s hand me downs. Victoria’s closet is probably the size of most of the trailers in the town and then Victoria said, “What’s a trailah?”
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