Red Carpet Cafe

Nicole Richie better watch out if she know what’s good for her…Since the birth of her second child, Sparrow, Nicole Richie has been out and about in the Hollywood club circuit.  That’s OK, Mama needs to let her hair down, that’s not what I’m bitching about…

As you know, Nicole Richie and Samantha Ronson are very close friends, and have been seen out and about lately…Nicole and Joel were out with Samantha at Playhouse Hollywood and having the time of their lives WITHOUT Lindsay Lohan…Cut to Whitney Houston, “Hell to the no!”  Lindsay will not be having that…

As you know Lindsay went bat shit crazy and is obsessed with ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson.  Everyone is saying that Lindsay Lohan heard the news of Samantha and Nicole partying together and went crazy!  Obviously!  I bet Lindsay went straight to her twitter to tweet it out.  Your family isn’t safe Nicole, Lindsay will roll up to your house and harrass you at all hours of the night…

I think there’s a rift between Nicole and Lindsay because Nicole has moved on and has a purpose in her life…The only work Lindsay is getting these days is from her fake tanning and leggings empire.  If you wanna look like a blotchy cokewhore and Punky Brewster, I’d check her shit out.  As far as seeing Lindsay in a movie, I think there’s something on the Hallmark channel.  Watch out Nicole.