Paris Hilton Is Angry!!!
Reports recently are saying that Paris Hilton is angry!!! And this time it’s not over a slandering billboard calling her “vacant.” It appears that the wealthy hotel heiress is mad at her friends, THE KARDASHIANS!!!
WHY you ask?! Did they finally get around to being mad over Paris’ comment on Kim’s ass?! Nope. Guess again? Did they pop in “One Night in Paris” during a friendly get together (Nicole Richie, you bitch). Nope, not that either…Apparently Paris Hilton is mad because those damn Kardashian sisters are making more money than her!!! That’s right, those girls have scratched, clawed, and fucked their way outta Calabasas and into America’s hearts. You know it’s bad when my 60 year-old-mother calls Kim Kardashian a “dollface.” The Kardashians are taking over the world and Paris will have none of that…it’s been years since my mom called her a dollface.
Paris was making upwards of $100,000 for appearances and sometimes even drawing a $1,000,000 for a couple hours at a club, and people are saying Kim is making even more!! Remember when Kim was kinda Paris’ designated fat friend. Paris took her to Australia to look extra thin for the paparazzi, well not anymore…The only thing fat about Kim is her checkbook and Paris Knows it.
They’re even saying magazines are offering Kardashian sister, Kourtney, $300,000 for pictures of her fame whore baby. $300,000 to Kourtney Kardashian, pennies…that will go directly to the private investigator she has on her bofyriend Scott.
C’mon Paris, step up…Perfumes and vag shots don’t cut it anymore…that went out with Lindsay and Britney…You gotta class it up like those Kardashian girls to get paid, get pregnant, get married, or get to the poor house bitch.
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