25 Celebs We’re Thankful For…
I saw today on MSN that they released their list of “25 celebs we’re thankful for.” I then thought, Barrett needs to publish his list of celebs we should all be thankful for…Let’s get started!!!
1. Britney Spears-For creating the Heavens and the Earth,……….JUST KIDDING! Don’t kill me God, we’re thankful for Britney Spears being the Queen of Pop Music and always entertaining.
2. Jennifer Aniston-For making us feel normal, even celebrities get dumped by their husbands and coining the phrase, “that was really uncool.” Suck it Angelina Jolie.
3. Beyonce Knowles-For being absolutely insane on stage and making us sing Single Ladies in the shower.
4. Kim Kardashian-For her ass and her celeb-whoring ways.
5. Lindsay Lohan-For making my life seem glamorous.
6. Taylor Lautner-For proving that Robert Pattinson is ugly as sin on Sunday.
7. Taylor Swift-For taking over the world, one break up song at a time.
8. Jay-Z-For breaking Elvis Presley’s Records.
9. Oprah Winfrey-For finally retiring, thanks bitch.
10. Tyra Banks-For taking over where Oprah left off…she’s bat-shit crazy, but I enjoy her more than “O”.
11. Brad Pitt-For making me feel attractive by growing that God awful goatee.
12. Kim Zolciak-For making that Grammy worthy hit, “Tardy for the Party” and proving that you can be famous for anything.
13. NeNe Leakes-For proving that you can be ghetto and have money.
14. Rihanna-For constantly amusing me with her ass ugly hair and Russian Roulette.
15. Lady Gaga-For making Bad Romance and for being a visionary. Thanks Gaga.
16. Megan Fox-For listening to her talk, it makes my IQ higher.
17. Jennifer Lopez-For being fabulous and changing your name again P.Diddy “Lola.”
18. Janet Jackson-For being my favorite Jackson and for killing that Indian and wearing her outfit to the AMA’s.
19. Jill Zarin-For decorating her apartment like “The Circus-Starring Britney Spears” and for making the word, “Brar.”
20. Paris Hilton-For being Paris Hilton and for always getting her way.
21. Kristen Stewart-For showing us what it looks like when Celebrities make fart faces and for proving Paris Hilton is a better actress than you.
22. Kevin Federline-For becoming a Sumo Wrestler on Britney’s dime.
23. Kathy Griffin-For obvious reasons, being hilarious.
24. Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian-For getting pregnant and married to drum up publicity and make more $$$.
25. Leighton Meester-For “Good Girls Go Bad” and being the best dressed girl in Hollywood.
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