OK, so this Tiger Woods getting into a car accident in the early morning hours of Friday, seem really fishy to me. Why would Tiger Woods be speeding outta his home at 2:25 am?! Apparently, Tiger Woods was too busy golfing to learn how to drive, he crashed into a fire hydrant and then a tree, right in front of his neighbor’s house.
Susan Jackson of the Ocoee Health Central Hospital said, “Tiger Woods was involved in a minor car accident outside his home last night and has been treated and released in good condition.”
The craziest part of it is, his wife, Elin Nordegren, came to the rescue with a golf club (ironic) to bash the window out and pull out his body. The question is, Why was Tiger out so late? and his wife not accompanying him? This sounds like when I was little and my dad used to tell my sister not to drive when she was pissy, because she would be emotional and get into a work. This sounds like what could have happened with Tiger. It’s the middle of the night, they’re arguing how to spend his millions and he storms off angry and slams into a tree. That’s my theory. Or could the rumors of the affair with Rachel Uchitel be true?
Anyway, I hope that Tiger is OK…I’m not a huge fan or anything, but my dad has a man crush on him…my dad wouldn’t survive if something happened to Tiger.
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