Red Carpet Cafe

Gerard Butler says he is ready to get married, but fears the commitment.  How generic is that?  I feel like that’s every plot in a movie, sitcom and a soap opera!  I think I know why Gerard Butler is scared of marriage…because of P.S. I Love You.  That movie made uterus’s all over the world quiver.  Bitches from Hong Kong to Phoenix wanted Gerard Butler knocking them up and then sing horribly to them.

Gerard Butler blames commitment issues on his daddy (shocking).  He says he was raised completely by his mother and also said, “It’s about time. A woman by my side would be very helpful.”  I would say so Gerard!  He is 40 years old, he better get to courtin’.  I mean he’s 40, he should get married soon, his dick is going to quit working soon.

I think that he should have tried to make it work with Jennifer Aniston.  They’re about the same age, someone give that woman a child please…I want Jennifer Aniston to reproduce!