Taylor Lautner Could Be Benjamin Button…
Look at this kid, he’s like 17 and his body looks like a 37 year old. Seriously, he’s more buff than Matthew McConaughey, and he was like born when How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days came out. I’m still wondering if he’s been riding the round tiger aka steroids, but I’m not going to start that rumor. Maybe when they break up, Taylor Swift will write a song about his tiny balls? Just Kidding.
Anyway, for someone who complains about having to take off his shirt, he seems to be doing that a lot. “Man, I hate my perfect body, I will never take my shirt off again. Rolling Stone called? Done! When? Where?” You can practically hear the shirt flying off with the right offers….boo hoo, woe is me. I am more than my body, I have a brain too… whatever Taylor Lautner, you’re not a chick…get over it.
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OMG!!!! That BODY!!
He can take his shirt off all he wants! OMG he is super HOTT!!!! Go Taylor Swift
I love Twilight! I can barely wait for Twilight Eclipse! I’m so in love with taylor, lol.
I still believe that the first film was better, but New Moon def. wins in eye candy lol