Lindsay Lohan=Lost Cause

Posted on December 08, 2009 by Barrett

So Lindsay Lohan has this new idea to “earn respect” because she’s tired of earning dollars at the corner…Lindsay Lohan is channeling 90’s Kate Moss in Muse Magazine to reignite her career. Because that’s a woman you should model your career after…It seems like Lindsay is already so much like Kate Moss you can’t tell them apart. Blotchy Skin: Check, Coke Habit: Check, Stringy Hair: Check…How is Lindsay Lohan acting like Lindsay Lohan gonna set her career on fire again???

So here ya go, this is Lindsay’s map to super stardom, nevermind taking on a hard hitting script and buckling down in rehab to get her fame back…Lindsay is gonna get her respect back the way any ACTRESS would, by posing naked in a magazine, you’ve never heard of…

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