At Last, Two Queens Meet.
Two Queens finally meet and I don’t mean Tom Cruise and Boy George. The up and coming Queen of Pop Music, Lady Gaga, met the Queen of England at the Royal Variety Show. Lady Gaga wore that crazy ass dress and that bananas mask and red circles around her eyes. I bet The Queen is so over meeting insane celebrities, Gaga has to top her list of “Now I’ve seen everything.”
Pretty sure, the Queen is amped that Harry isn’t after Gaga…He already has his own hermaphrodite, Chelsy Davy. So no worries, Lady Gaga won’t be marrying into the family anytime soon, I’m sure. I’m glad that Lady Gaga decided to cover her body up for the Queen, someone shoulda left Miley Cyrus a lil memo. Evidently, it’s acceptable to be common street trash in front of a world leader, “Ats, a ways, we do it in Franklun, Tennessee…she luks just like mamaw.”
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