Red Carpet Cafe

Because that company doesn’t make enough penicillin to cover this situation.  Apparently, the world’s most famous whore, Tila Tequila is engaged, yes engaged to Casey Johnson.  For all of you who just said, “Who the fuck is Casey Johnson?!”  Well, she’s one of the richest bitches around.  Basically, she’s so rich, she makes Paris look as poor as well, Tila Tequila.  She is the heiress to the Johnson&Johnson Company, which means she has more money than God…just watch the video, Tila will tell you that a million times.  That’s what is so hilarious to me, Tila keeps saying, “my girl is ballin, she is ballin.  She is a bajazillionaire!”  Newsflash!!!! Casey, she barely mentions anything about your personality, get outta there sweetheart, before Tila pisses away your inheritance. 

Evidently, Casey Johson is suffering mental illness and she’s also bought Tila a 17 carat diamond ring for Tila to wear on her coke dusted hands.  Tila’s fingernails are so trashy, she’s wearing a multimillion dollar ring on $3 fingernails.  Robert Johnson is rolling over in his grave right now, poor guy.  How does Tila keep bagging these heiresses?!?  It’s insane to me, they could have anyone in the world, Why Tila?  Have they seen how big her forehead is?  Not to mention, she is a breeding ground for STD’s.  It’s a good thing she’s dating an heiress to a pharmaceutical company…the cure for AIDS is just around the corner.

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