Red Carpet Cafe

What doesn’t Ashton Kutcher do?!  He’s all over the place!  Writer, director, producer and actor.  Recently, Mr. Demi Moore has signed on to do a show on Broadway called, the 24 hour plays…

The plays are to be written, directed and produced in 24 hours.  I think Ashton Kutcher will do great because he’s awesome shooting from the hip.  What do you think?  Do you think that Ashton will be a success on Broadway?

He makes his debut, November 9th!  Start looking for reviews after the 9th…

After all these years, we find out that Dina Lohan is in fact not Lindsay’s biological mother!!!  Lindsay met with her real biological mother, Donatella Versace, at the Whitney Museum in NYC….OK, so I lied, Dina Lohan did blow Lindsay out…but how much does Lindsay resemble the fashion designer?!

Actually, Donatella is looking young and fresh faced compared to Lindsay these days…and you KNOW Donatella is eating that shit up, that’s the ONLY reason she posed for this picture, otherwise she woulda had Lindsay thrown out.  Actually, Lindsay probably just rang her doorbell a million times, Jack Nicholson style, until Versace answered. 

I hear Donatella is considering using Lindsay’s skin for a whole new line of purses this spring.

Check out more about Donatella Versace at Style Caster.

Finally!  Finally, there is something that I can get down with Rihanna about…I haven’t been down with anything Rihanna has done since she left Chris Brown…but seriously, I think her haircuts are too crazy, her style is junky crackwhore, and her personality is soooooo boring, oring, oring, hey, hey, hey, hey….

This is the single cover for Rihanna’s new single, Russian Roulette…Rihanna has a thing for guns!?  She has one tattoed on her side and now her songs are about them!!!  Thank you Chris Brown, for making Rihanna so violent…The end is a little crazy with a gunshot, I think she’s killing what’s left of her hair…

Pick up the video phone, it’s Sasha Fierce and Lady Gaga!!! -MTV

Kim Kardashian gets paid $50,000 for her birthday?!-Living One.India

Courteney Cox Arquette is a cute mommy…-Hello Magazine

What Ms. Hilton wants, Ms. Hilton gets? Diva!-Examiner

Red Carpet Readers voted and you have decided….Chris Pine is the NEXT BIG THING!!!  Chris has been in many movie roles, but you probably know him best from Star Trek.  My vote was on Taylor Lautner…I mean New Moon tickets are already sold out, Jesus…

Bright and talented actress, Natalie Portman, seems like the picture of normal behavior.  But Natalie revealed recently, to the Los Angeles times,that she really throws herself into her roles.  When she was 14 years old, she cut herself. 

Natalie starred in the movie, “Heat” in 1994 about a young girl who dies.  The movie was intense and Natalie said that after the movie, it affected her greatly.  She got into a fight with her mother and afterward, cut her wrists…

Natalie says, “I made Heat when I was 14 and played a girl who died.  A year later, I got into a fight with my mother and cut myself.  I had never done it before and I never did it after that, but I think having my wrists bloody in a movie definitely affected my psyche.”

How crazy is that?!  You never think that Natalie Portman would have that moment of weakness, cause she seems so normal.  This is very Angelina Jolie of her.  Who knew that Natalie Portman was affected so deeply in her movie roles?  Does this mean she actually loves Zack Braff?  Does she really make her friends call her, “Queen Amidala?”

I hope that Natalie Portman’s next film is one where she lends her amazing talents to struggling stars…there you go Lindsay Lohan, you’re saved.

Dear Lindsay:

Fame has abandoned you, quit calling him, texting him and trying to get back together, Fame hates you now, there’s nothing left…The picture you see is what a relationship with fame USED to look like…

Sincerely,

Samantha Ronson

Today, Lindsay had a court hearing for all the trouble she’s been causing in Los Angeles, driving drunk, driving high, driving with that stringy-blonde hair…Well, on top of the fact that she was an hour late, the judge sorta let her have it…Saying,  “I don’t want to get any more notices again, no warrants … where you’re thumbing your nose at the court.”  Basically, put the needle down and pick up a movie script Lindsay, we’re tired of seeing your ass all coked up…Lindsay was sentenced to 3 more years of probation, which means you and I would have gotten the electric chair.

She’s going to have to ask for special permission to travel outside the city.   If the absence is more than 21 days the court must approve her request.   Sad news for Lindsay, how the heck will she get to Colombia for her cocaine???  I’m disappointed in Lindsay, she can’t get her shit together… All the peroxide is seeping into her brain…the leggings are squeezing her legs too tight, it’s caughting off circulation to her brain…is she still a lesbian?

Beyonce and Gwyneth Paltrow are such close friends, that Paltrow’s two children call her, “Aunt B.”  Yes, they call Beyonce, Aunt B, like the 100 year old lady from the Andy Griffith Show.

How in the HELL did Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin become best friends with Jay-Z and Beyonce!?  How did The Royal Family of Hip Hop and R&B befriend The Royal Family of decreasing popularity?  Did Beyonce and Gwyneth run into each other at the super market?!  I don’t think so! Not unless Beyonce is eating tree leaves these days…Beyonce eats fried twinkies and Gwyneth Paltrow is still pushing that “GOOP” shit…so we know they don’t do lunch together.

It’s been reported that Gwyneth’s children will see Beyonce on TV and say, “Look at Aunt B mommy!”  WTF could these four people have in common?!  I imagine Beyonce says something like, “Oh girl, that gumbo be delicious diva…” and Gwnyth Paltrow is just scratching her head asking for a translation…meanwhile on the other side of the table, Chris Martin is asking Jay-Z how to remain revelant in the music world???

I’m uncomfortable with this friendship…I do not like it, I think Beyonce thinks she might win an Oscar by assocation.  Remember, Beyonce said she keeps a painting of an Oscar statue in her training room…Well, BFF Gwyneth already has one…which you know, has Beyonce’s fingerprints and saliva all over it

I’ll tell you how!!! K-I-M!!!  Kim Zolciak is showing everything she has and doesn’t have in this photo at the 2009 Fox Reality Channels Really Awards…

What exactly is natural on this woman? Boobs? Fake.  Hair?  Fake.  Singing Voice?  Fake (Thanks Kandi).  I mean I like her, but she’s too much for me…she thinks she’s super hot but nothing about her is organic!!!

I wanna see her real hair, I think she’d look much better with her real hair, that wig shines like a disco ball and those boobs are OOC!!!  Pretty sure those boobs are filled with Kandi’s tears from all the time spent on Tardy For The Party.

Kimberly, go home. Put a dress on.

Balenciaga says Bye Bye to Jennifer Connelly…Style Caster

Britney Spears gives us a glimpse into her 3some….MTV

While Britney is taking over the world, Christina is doing this….My Gloss

Can’t get enough of Jenni as Deb from Flipping out???    Movie Web