Two Queens finally meet and I don’t mean Tom Cruise and Boy George. The up and coming Queen of Pop Music, Lady Gaga, met the Queen of England at the Royal Variety Show. Lady Gaga wore that crazy ass dress and that bananas mask and red circles around her eyes. I bet The Queen is so over meeting insane celebrities, Gaga has to top her list of “Now I’ve seen everything.”
Pretty sure, the Queen is amped that Harry isn’t after Gaga…He already has his own hermaphrodite, Chelsy Davy. So no worries, Lady Gaga won’t be marrying into the family anytime soon, I’m sure. I’m glad that Lady Gaga decided to cover her body up for the Queen, someone shoulda left Miley Cyrus a lil memo. Evidently, it’s acceptable to be common street trash in front of a world leader, “Ats, a ways, we do it in Franklun, Tennessee…she luks just like mamaw.”
The Office Cutie, Jenna Fischer, is dishing to PEOPLE Magazine about her wedding next summer to fiance, Lee Kirk. I don’t really get into The Office, but that Jenna Fischer is a cutie. In her interview she says, “We have a venue, food and music so far. We’re getting married next summer in Los Angeles. We’re keeping it small.” She also told PEOPLE, “We just got our save the date cards in, and they’re adorable – after many hours and many proofs later. We’re going to hold them until after the holidays before sending them out so they don’t get lost in the holiday mail. They were fun to pick out and [it] was a very fun girlie experience to touch the paper.”
Ya know what would be even cuter? Is if she was actually marrying John Krasinksi! I’d sorta love that, they would be a cute couple in real life…I’d like to see Jenna Fischer in more stuff than just Slither and The Office…I’m not sure if Jenna Fischer is gonna be a huge superstar, I’m actually surprised that PEOPLE cared enough to interview her, but I’m glad they did…I’m still holdin out for she and John Krasinski to make cutie pie babies!
Sometimes I think Rihanna isn’t human…she’s very robotic and sometimes I think she actually is a robot. But in this skit on SNL, she’s pretty funny…she still sounds like a robot, but at least she has good timing. Weird that Rihanna is talkin about something other than the Chris Brown incident. I half expected her to stop the skit and say, “I am STRONG, this happened to me.” But sadly, she didn’t…she continued the skit business as usual. I love when she says, “he pissed himself.” Way to go Rihanna, you’re winning me over more and more everyday.
So Lindsay Lohan has this new idea to “earn respect” because she’s tired of earning dollars at the corner…Lindsay Lohan is channeling 90’s Kate Moss in Muse Magazine to reignite her career. Because that’s a woman you should model your career after…It seems like Lindsay is already so much like Kate Moss you can’t tell them apart. Blotchy Skin: Check, Coke Habit: Check, Stringy Hair: Check…How is Lindsay Lohan acting like Lindsay Lohan gonna set her career on fire again???
So here ya go, this is Lindsay’s map to super stardom, nevermind taking on a hard hitting script and buckling down in rehab to get her fame back…Lindsay is gonna get her respect back the way any ACTRESS would, by posing naked in a magazine, you’ve never heard of…
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