Tiger Woods confirmed on his website today what the rest of the world already know…that he was out golfing on another woman’s green. So the legendary golfer has decided to take an “indefinite break” from golfing and cheating and work on his family life.
Tiger said:
I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I’ve done, but I want to do my best to try. I would like to ask everyone, including my fans, the good people at my foundation, business partners, the PGA Tour, and my fellow competitors, for their understanding. What’s most important now is that my family has the time, privacy, and safe haven we will need for personal healing.
After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.
Again, I ask for privacy for my family and I am especially grateful for all those who have offered compassion and concern during this difficult period.
So someone should make him aware that privacy is the last thing he’s gonna get at this point. Those whores he was banging will not let this die that easily!!!
To score a date with America’s sweetheart, she just has a couple of demands. Acorrding to OK magazine, Jennifer Aniston has compiled a list of rules for potential suitors.
Apparently the last girls night out, Jennifer, Courteney and Sheryl Crow got together and decided how to keep the douche bags outta Jennifer’s life. Basically her new list is everything that John Mayer is not…Let’s check out exactly what Jen expects of her future husband…
10. Must be over 40
9. Has never been married (good luck if they’re over 40).
4. Perhaps a producer (I’m gonna say no on this one too, she should look in the business world, not entertainment).
3. Writer or Director
2. Financially Stable
1. Needs to hate Angelina Jolie Emotionally stable
There ya have it, those are the meager requirements to date one of the richest women in Hollywood…It’s a lot more complex than Angelina’s list which consists of one rule.
Britney Spears is one of two pop stars to grace the cover of Elle Magazine for January 2010. I am glad that Britney looks so vibrant and healthy in the photoshoot…It’s also a really nice magazine for Britney to be on, it’s a nice change from seeing her weave coming out on Life&Style. I am surprised that she landed an Elle cover, Anna Wintour basically told Britney to take her circus and shove it, remember that? She said that Britney wasn’t “vogue material.” Glad that poeple at Elle make some sense, I wonder if Anna Wintour knows Britney makes in a minute what she makes in a year???
Anyway, this is the cover shot…Brit Brit with her “boo-boo’s.” Her shoot is much better than Lady Gaga’s. The styling for Britney’s shoot is really different, if you like some of her looks, check out Style Caster.
Because that company doesn’t make enough penicillin to cover this situation. Apparently, the world’s most famous whore, Tila Tequila is engaged, yes engaged to Casey Johnson. For all of you who just said, “Who the fuck is Casey Johnson?!” Well, she’s one of the richest bitches around. Basically, she’s so rich, she makes Paris look as poor as well, Tila Tequila. She is the heiress to the Johnson&Johnson Company, which means she has more money than God…just watch the video, Tila will tell you that a million times. That’s what is so hilarious to me, Tila keeps saying, “my girl is ballin, she is ballin. She is a bajazillionaire!” Newsflash!!!! Casey, she barely mentions anything about your personality, get outta there sweetheart, before Tila pisses away your inheritance.
Evidently, Casey Johson is suffering mental illness and she’s also bought Tila a 17 carat diamond ring for Tila to wear on her coke dusted hands. Tila’s fingernails are so trashy, she’s wearing a multimillion dollar ring on $3 fingernails. Robert Johnson is rolling over in his grave right now, poor guy. How does Tila keep bagging these heiresses?!? It’s insane to me, they could have anyone in the world, Why Tila? Have they seen how big her forehead is? Not to mention, she is a breeding ground for STD’s. It’s a good thing she’s dating an heiress to a pharmaceutical company…the cure for AIDS is just around the corner.
Two Queens finally meet and I don’t mean Tom Cruise and Boy George. The up and coming Queen of Pop Music, Lady Gaga, met the Queen of England at the Royal Variety Show. Lady Gaga wore that crazy ass dress and that bananas mask and red circles around her eyes. I bet The Queen is so over meeting insane celebrities, Gaga has to top her list of “Now I’ve seen everything.”
Pretty sure, the Queen is amped that Harry isn’t after Gaga…He already has his own hermaphrodite, Chelsy Davy. So no worries, Lady Gaga won’t be marrying into the family anytime soon, I’m sure. I’m glad that Lady Gaga decided to cover her body up for the Queen, someone shoulda left Miley Cyrus a lil memo. Evidently, it’s acceptable to be common street trash in front of a world leader, “Ats, a ways, we do it in Franklun, Tennessee…she luks just like mamaw.”
