Red Carpet Cafe

The people over at Balenciaga need to get their head on straight…and hire Nicole Kidman as a model/spokeswoman.  Nicole never steps onto the Red Carpet without wearing Balenciaga..and this could be my favorite Balenciaga dress yet.  Nicole wore this to the American Music Awards and I think she might have even topped my favorite look from her in another Balenciaga dress.

No one ever talks about how glamorous Nicole is but she’s shutting it down.  Check out Style Caster for more awesome looks like these!!!

Khloe Kardashian has come a long way from the beginnings of “Keeping up with the Kardashians”  Remember back when she had 2 lines at most?  A lot of viewers just thought she was part of the lighting crew or some shit…Well, those days are long gone and Khloe has married worked her way into the spotlight!!!  So much so, that she has bought a $4 million mansion in Tarzana, Ca. 

So much for the Kardashian who was checking out Britney’s house.  I guess Brit’s old digs were just too classy for Khloe, some people just aren’t cut out for private chefs and cheese grits, so onto Tarzana it is.  I’m wondering if Khloe could have afforded this house on her own.  Remember, the old Kardashian house before they took over the world?  It was basically the size of Paris’ closet, I mean that’s where Paris kicked off her corn pads, it was tiny…Now, they’re all getting honest to goodness celebrity homes and I love it. 

Khloe’s new mansion is said to have: a pool, spa, cababanas, home theater(to watch her TV show), and apparently has 7 bedrooms and 9 bathrooms.  Each bathroom has a pregnancy test installed and a medicine cabinet full of diet pills.  I say way to go Khloe, I’m glad you’re movin on up!!!

In case you thought that Brad and Angelina wouldn’t last forever, well think again…The same man that immortalized Britney Spears during childbirth is bringing you, “Brangelina Forever.”  I’m calling this statue, “Brangelina till that next baby comes.”  Because, I, unlike the rest of the world, am not convinced Brad and Angelina are gonna last forever.  I think that they will be together until the publicity wears off…then Angie is going for David Arquette like Shiloh to boy’s clothing.

You know how Brad and Angie are…they’re so pretentious and they act like they loathe Hollywood but secretly they buy every OK magazine with Angelina on the cover.  So of course Brad and Angelina are gonna act like this is atrocious, but really they’re gonna have it sent over to Jennifer’s place.

Who knew that on December 2, 1981 in Mississippi, the most famous woman in the world would be born?  Today, 28 years ago, Britney Jean Spears came into the world to entertain us all!!!  Happy Birthday Britney!! Mama deserves a good day, she’s been working hard…

Look at this kid, he’s like 17 and his body looks like a 37 year old.  Seriously, he’s more buff than Matthew McConaughey, and he was like born when How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days came out.  I’m still wondering if he’s been riding the round tiger aka steroids, but I’m not going to start that rumor.  Maybe when they break up, Taylor Swift will write a song about his tiny balls? Just Kidding. 

Anyway, for someone who complains about having to take off his shirt, he seems to be doing that a lot.  “Man, I hate my perfect body, I will never take my shirt off again.  Rolling Stone called? Done! When? Where?”  You can practically hear the shirt flying off with the right offers….boo hoo, woe is me.  I am more than my body, I have a brain too… whatever Taylor Lautner, you’re not a chick…get over it.