WTF?! Today’s Red Carpet Ready look is Leighton Meester looking like a hot mess. This is not a “how to” this is a mental illness. WHY THE HELL, would she wear that God awful dress?! Leighton Meester has really been pissing me off lately with outfits like these! How often does Barrett brag on Leighton for her style…now she’s making daddy mad!!!
Gerard Butler says he is ready to get married, but fears the commitment. How generic is that? I feel like that’s every plot in a movie, sitcom and a soap opera! I think I know why Gerard Butler is scared of marriage…because of P.S. I Love You. That movie made uterus’s all over the world quiver. Bitches from Hong Kong to Phoenix wanted Gerard Butler knocking them up and then sing horribly to them.
Gerard Butler blames commitment issues on his daddy (shocking). He says he was raised completely by his mother and also said, “It’s about time. A woman by my side would be very helpful.” I would say so Gerard! He is 40 years old, he better get to courtin’. I mean he’s 40, he should get married soon, his dick is going to quit working soon.
I think that he should have tried to make it work with Jennifer Aniston. They’re about the same age, someone give that woman a child please…I want Jennifer Aniston to reproduce!
Things have been a little busy around Red Carpet Cafe, sorry for no new posts today. Expect a full return from Barrett tomorrow and all the commentary you can handle on the ridiculous lives of celebrities. I heard this song on the way home though, and I am obsessing over it a little bit. It’s Ciara’s “Work” Why wasn’t this song more popular? I think it could totally fit into the female pop craze going on like: Rihanna, Britney, Beyonce, Gaga, this song could compete. Let’s hope Ciara’s star gets a little brighter, Ciara is a decent girl…I’d like to see and hear more of her and a lot less of people like Lohan.
OK, so this Tiger Woods getting into a car accident in the early morning hours of Friday, seem really fishy to me. Why would Tiger Woods be speeding outta his home at 2:25 am?! Apparently, Tiger Woods was too busy golfing to learn how to drive, he crashed into a fire hydrant and then a tree, right in front of his neighbor’s house.
Susan Jackson of the Ocoee Health Central Hospital said, “Tiger Woods was involved in a minor car accident outside his home last night and has been treated and released in good condition.”
The craziest part of it is, his wife, Elin Nordegren, came to the rescue with a golf club (ironic) to bash the window out and pull out his body. The question is, Why was Tiger out so late? and his wife not accompanying him? This sounds like when I was little and my dad used to tell my sister not to drive when she was pissy, because she would be emotional and get into a work. This sounds like what could have happened with Tiger. It’s the middle of the night, they’re arguing how to spend his millions and he storms off angry and slams into a tree. That’s my theory. Or could the rumors of the affair with Rachel Uchitel be true?
Anyway, I hope that Tiger is OK…I’m not a huge fan or anything, but my dad has a man crush on him…my dad wouldn’t survive if something happened to Tiger.
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