Red Carpet Cafe

Ryan Reynolds attends The Gotham Film Awards.-I Need My Fix

Reese Witherspoon doesn’t want you Jake Gyllenhaal, just come out already.-Dlisted

Are Jude Law and Sienna Miller back together?  Do we care?-I’m Not Obsessed

Kellan Lutz has amazing lips, too bad his lines are so short, we’d never know it.-Ten Gossip

Lady Gaga’s outfits must be too heavy, she keeps falling!-Ten Gossip

Photo: I Need My Fix

Things have been a little busy around Red Carpet Cafe, sorry for no new posts today.  Expect a full return from Barrett tomorrow and all the commentary you can handle on the ridiculous lives of celebrities.  I heard this song on the way home though, and I am obsessing over it a little bit.  It’s Ciara’s “Work” Why wasn’t this song more popular?   I think it could totally fit into the female pop craze going on like: Rihanna, Britney, Beyonce, Gaga, this song could compete.  Let’s hope Ciara’s star gets a little brighter, Ciara is a decent girl…I’d like to see and hear more of her and a lot less of people like Lohan.

Don’t forget the Comment Contest guys!! C’mon, gimme some feedback!

OK, so this Tiger Woods getting into a car accident in the early morning hours of Friday, seem really fishy to me.  Why would Tiger Woods be speeding outta his home at 2:25 am?!  Apparently, Tiger Woods was too busy golfing to learn how to drive, he crashed into a fire hydrant and then a tree, right in front of his neighbor’s house.

Susan Jackson of the Ocoee Health Central Hospital said, “Tiger Woods was involved in a minor car accident outside his home last night and has been treated and released in good condition.”

The craziest part of it is, his wife, Elin Nordegren, came to the rescue with a golf club (ironic) to bash the window out and pull out his body.  The question is, Why was Tiger out so late? and his wife not accompanying him?  This sounds like when I was little and my dad used to tell my sister not to drive when she was pissy, because she would be emotional and get into a work.  This sounds like what could have happened with Tiger.  It’s the middle of the night, they’re arguing how to spend his millions and he storms off angry and slams into a tree.  That’s my theory.  Or could the rumors of the affair with Rachel Uchitel be true?

Anyway, I hope that Tiger is OK…I’m not a huge fan or anything, but my dad has a man crush on him…my dad wouldn’t survive if something happened to Tiger.

So suck on that crazy Australians!!!  Britney Spears has set a record in Sydney, for highest concert sales at Acer Arena.  It’s been reported that the Queen of Pop Music sold 66,247 tickets across four nights.  Beating out Coldplay’s old record by 7,000 and killing Justin Timberlake’s numbers.  How embarrassing Justin, your ex is showing you up.  Anyway, I think this proves that there’s only ONE person in the world not satisfied with the Circus Tour and YOU KNOW, it’s Christina Aguilera.

I saw today on MSN that they released their list of “25 celebs we’re thankful for.”  I then thought, Barrett needs to publish his list of celebs we should all be thankful for…Let’s get started!!!

1.  Britney Spears-For creating the Heavens and the Earth,……….JUST KIDDING! Don’t kill me God, we’re thankful for Britney Spears being the Queen of Pop Music and always entertaining.

2.  Jennifer Aniston-For making us feel normal, even celebrities get dumped by their husbands and coining the phrase, “that was really uncool.” Suck it Angelina Jolie.

3.  Beyonce Knowles-For being absolutely insane on stage and making us sing Single Ladies in the shower.

4.  Kim Kardashian-For her ass and her celeb-whoring ways.

5.  Lindsay Lohan-For making my life seem glamorous.

6.  Taylor Lautner-For proving that Robert Pattinson is ugly as sin on Sunday.

7.  Taylor Swift-For taking over the world, one break up song at a time.

8.  Jay-Z-For breaking Elvis Presley’s Records.

9.  Oprah Winfrey-For finally retiring, thanks bitch.

10.  Tyra Banks-For taking over where Oprah left off…she’s bat-shit crazy, but I enjoy her more than “O”.

11.  Brad Pitt-For making me feel attractive by growing that God awful goatee.

12.  Kim Zolciak-For making that Grammy worthy hit, “Tardy for the Party” and proving that you can be famous for anything.

13.  NeNe Leakes-For proving that you can be ghetto and have money.

14.  Rihanna-For constantly amusing me with her ass ugly hair and Russian Roulette.

15.  Lady Gaga-For making Bad Romance and for being a visionary.  Thanks Gaga.

16.  Megan Fox-For listening to her talk, it makes my IQ higher.

17.  Jennifer Lopez-For being fabulous and changing your name again P.Diddy “Lola.”

18.  Janet Jackson-For being my favorite Jackson and for killing that Indian and wearing her outfit to the AMA’s.

19.  Jill Zarin-For decorating her apartment like “The Circus-Starring Britney Spears” and for making the word, “Brar.”

20.  Paris Hilton-For being Paris Hilton and for always getting her way.

21.  Kristen Stewart-For showing us what it looks like when Celebrities make fart faces and for proving Paris Hilton is a better actress than you.

22.  Kevin Federline-For becoming a Sumo Wrestler on Britney’s dime.

23.  Kathy Griffin-For obvious reasons, being hilarious.

24.  Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian-For getting pregnant and married to drum up publicity and make more $$$.

25.  Leighton Meester-For “Good Girls Go Bad” and being the best dressed girl in Hollywood.