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So suck on that crazy Australians!!!  Britney Spears has set a record in Sydney, for highest concert sales at Acer Arena.  It’s been reported that the Queen of Pop Music sold 66,247 tickets across four nights.  Beating out Coldplay’s old record by 7,000 and killing Justin Timberlake’s numbers.  How embarrassing Justin, your ex is showing you up.  Anyway, I think this proves that there’s only ONE person in the world not satisfied with the Circus Tour and YOU KNOW, it’s Christina Aguilera.

I saw today on MSN that they released their list of “25 celebs we’re thankful for.”  I then thought, Barrett needs to publish his list of celebs we should all be thankful for…Let’s get started!!!

1.  Britney Spears-For creating the Heavens and the Earth,……….JUST KIDDING! Don’t kill me God, we’re thankful for Britney Spears being the Queen of Pop Music and always entertaining.

2.  Jennifer Aniston-For making us feel normal, even celebrities get dumped by their husbands and coining the phrase, “that was really uncool.” Suck it Angelina Jolie.

3.  Beyonce Knowles-For being absolutely insane on stage and making us sing Single Ladies in the shower.

4.  Kim Kardashian-For her ass and her celeb-whoring ways.

5.  Lindsay Lohan-For making my life seem glamorous.

6.  Taylor Lautner-For proving that Robert Pattinson is ugly as sin on Sunday.

7.  Taylor Swift-For taking over the world, one break up song at a time.

8.  Jay-Z-For breaking Elvis Presley’s Records.

9.  Oprah Winfrey-For finally retiring, thanks bitch.

10.  Tyra Banks-For taking over where Oprah left off…she’s bat-shit crazy, but I enjoy her more than “O”.

11.  Brad Pitt-For making me feel attractive by growing that God awful goatee.

12.  Kim Zolciak-For making that Grammy worthy hit, “Tardy for the Party” and proving that you can be famous for anything.

13.  NeNe Leakes-For proving that you can be ghetto and have money.

14.  Rihanna-For constantly amusing me with her ass ugly hair and Russian Roulette.

15.  Lady Gaga-For making Bad Romance and for being a visionary.  Thanks Gaga.

16.  Megan Fox-For listening to her talk, it makes my IQ higher.

17.  Jennifer Lopez-For being fabulous and changing your name again P.Diddy “Lola.”

18.  Janet Jackson-For being my favorite Jackson and for killing that Indian and wearing her outfit to the AMA’s.

19.  Jill Zarin-For decorating her apartment like “The Circus-Starring Britney Spears” and for making the word, “Brar.”

20.  Paris Hilton-For being Paris Hilton and for always getting her way.

21.  Kristen Stewart-For showing us what it looks like when Celebrities make fart faces and for proving Paris Hilton is a better actress than you.

22.  Kevin Federline-For becoming a Sumo Wrestler on Britney’s dime.

23.  Kathy Griffin-For obvious reasons, being hilarious.

24.  Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian-For getting pregnant and married to drum up publicity and make more $$$.

25.  Leighton Meester-For “Good Girls Go Bad” and being the best dressed girl in Hollywood.

Carrie Underwood attended the CNN Heroes celebration the other day in this stunning gown.  I have been looking forever to find out who created it, but I can’t!!!  Does anyone know?!  Anyway, I think blue is her color even if she is a little bitchy!

Check out more awesome styles at Style Caster.

Pebbles is gettin rich bitch, look out Tinkerbell Hilton.-Celeb Dirty Laundry

Rihanna step out of Lady Gaga’s Closet, give her the clothes back.-Celebrity Hot Sauce

Mark Wahlberg’s new movie is gonna kick ass.-Ten Gossip

Taylor Lautner has no balls from all those steroids.-Dlisted

Kim Kardashian is as rich as Paris Hilton and now as skinny.-The Superificial

RED CARPET READERS, yesterday I announced Red Carpet Cafe’s first ever contest!!! TOMORROW, officially starts our first ever, “Comment Contest!”  Starting Wednesday, November 25th through December 15th, start commenting away to win 3 awesome prizes!!! Re-read below to get the official rules and gimme some feedback…

Near the bottom of the sidebar on every page, you’ll see the names of the 10 readers who have left the most comments on the site. On Wednesday, November 25, I’ll reset all of these numbers back to zero. But they’re going to start growing again!

If you can get your name at the top of that list then I’ve got some great prizes for you. Get to the top and I’ll load you up with 3 gift cards!!! How does that sound? Check out these prizes:

3 gift cards of $25 value to:  iTunes, Macy’s and Sephora.  That’s right, if you become my top commenter, you will win a gift card to each of these 3 great places! 

So let’s get started, give me your Feedback and Win!!!

Contest Rules:

Leave a comment on any post at Red Carpet Cafe between November 25, 2009 and December 15, 2009 and you’ll be entered to win our first comment contest to win 3 gift cards of $25 value.

Every comment you leave will be another entry into the contest. You may leave up to a maximum of five non-consecutive, non-spam comments per post that will count towards your total.

Non-consecutive simply means that two comments in a row on the same post will only count as one. If you leave a comment, and then someone else leaves a comment, and then you add your second comment they will count as two entries. Multiple comments on the same post must be separated by other people’s feedback in order to count as multiple entries.

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You may comment on any article on the site and your comments will count as entries in this contest.