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I saw today on MSN that they released their list of “25 celebs we’re thankful for.”  I then thought, Barrett needs to publish his list of celebs we should all be thankful for…Let’s get started!!!

1.  Britney Spears-For creating the Heavens and the Earth,……….JUST KIDDING! Don’t kill me God, we’re thankful for Britney Spears being the Queen of Pop Music and always entertaining.

2.  Jennifer Aniston-For making us feel normal, even celebrities get dumped by their husbands and coining the phrase, “that was really uncool.” Suck it Angelina Jolie.

3.  Beyonce Knowles-For being absolutely insane on stage and making us sing Single Ladies in the shower.

4.  Kim Kardashian-For her ass and her celeb-whoring ways.

5.  Lindsay Lohan-For making my life seem glamorous.

6.  Taylor Lautner-For proving that Robert Pattinson is ugly as sin on Sunday.

7.  Taylor Swift-For taking over the world, one break up song at a time.

8.  Jay-Z-For breaking Elvis Presley’s Records.

9.  Oprah Winfrey-For finally retiring, thanks bitch.

10.  Tyra Banks-For taking over where Oprah left off…she’s bat-shit crazy, but I enjoy her more than “O”.

11.  Brad Pitt-For making me feel attractive by growing that God awful goatee.

12.  Kim Zolciak-For making that Grammy worthy hit, “Tardy for the Party” and proving that you can be famous for anything.

13.  NeNe Leakes-For proving that you can be ghetto and have money.

14.  Rihanna-For constantly amusing me with her ass ugly hair and Russian Roulette.

15.  Lady Gaga-For making Bad Romance and for being a visionary.  Thanks Gaga.

16.  Megan Fox-For listening to her talk, it makes my IQ higher.

17.  Jennifer Lopez-For being fabulous and changing your name again P.Diddy “Lola.”

18.  Janet Jackson-For being my favorite Jackson and for killing that Indian and wearing her outfit to the AMA’s.

19.  Jill Zarin-For decorating her apartment like “The Circus-Starring Britney Spears” and for making the word, “Brar.”

20.  Paris Hilton-For being Paris Hilton and for always getting her way.

21.  Kristen Stewart-For showing us what it looks like when Celebrities make fart faces and for proving Paris Hilton is a better actress than you.

22.  Kevin Federline-For becoming a Sumo Wrestler on Britney’s dime.

23.  Kathy Griffin-For obvious reasons, being hilarious.

24.  Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian-For getting pregnant and married to drum up publicity and make more $$$.

25.  Leighton Meester-For “Good Girls Go Bad” and being the best dressed girl in Hollywood.

Pebbles is gettin rich bitch, look out Tinkerbell Hilton.-Celeb Dirty Laundry

Rihanna step out of Lady Gaga’s Closet, give her the clothes back.-Celebrity Hot Sauce

Mark Wahlberg’s new movie is gonna kick ass.-Ten Gossip

Taylor Lautner has no balls from all those steroids.-Dlisted

Kim Kardashian is as rich as Paris Hilton and now as skinny.-The Superificial

RED CARPET READERS, yesterday I announced Red Carpet Cafe’s first ever contest!!! TOMORROW, officially starts our first ever, “Comment Contest!”  Starting Wednesday, November 25th through December 15th, start commenting away to win 3 awesome prizes!!! Re-read below to get the official rules and gimme some feedback…

Near the bottom of the sidebar on every page, you’ll see the names of the 10 readers who have left the most comments on the site. On Wednesday, November 25, I’ll reset all of these numbers back to zero. But they’re going to start growing again!

If you can get your name at the top of that list then I’ve got some great prizes for you. Get to the top and I’ll load you up with 3 gift cards!!! How does that sound? Check out these prizes:

3 gift cards of $25 value to:  iTunes, Macy’s and Sephora.  That’s right, if you become my top commenter, you will win a gift card to each of these 3 great places! 

So let’s get started, give me your Feedback and Win!!!

Contest Rules:

Leave a comment on any post at Red Carpet Cafe between November 25, 2009 and December 15, 2009 and you’ll be entered to win our first comment contest to win 3 gift cards of $25 value.

Every comment you leave will be another entry into the contest. You may leave up to a maximum of five non-consecutive, non-spam comments per post that will count towards your total.

Non-consecutive simply means that two comments in a row on the same post will only count as one. If you leave a comment, and then someone else leaves a comment, and then you add your second comment they will count as two entries. Multiple comments on the same post must be separated by other people’s feedback in order to count as multiple entries.

Non-spam simply means that it needs to be on topic and more than five words. I’ll use my judgment to determine what I think is legitimate and what I think is spam.

You may comment on any article on the site and your comments will count as entries in this contest.

Obama is!!!  At least, Angelina Jolie think so…I know, hard to believe right?  Possibly, one of the most liberal women in the world is having a Sarah Palin moment…According to US Weekly, a source says Angelina Jolie just doesn’t wet her pants over Obama like her lover Brad does…

The source says, “Angie isn’t Republican, but she thinks Obama is all smoke and mirrors“  Looks like Daddy is rubbing off on Angie, she doesn’t dig Obama at all…and as we speak, Oprah is sewing her Angelina Jolie voodoo doll…The source went on to say, “She’s into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise.”

I have to admit, I’m a little shocked…this is a woman who says, she won’t marry Brad Pitt till gay people can get married. I thought Angelina Jolie wrote welfare checks, while aborting babies at gay weddings?  Apparently not, apparently she’s a gun wielding member of the NRA?

At any rate, I didn’t even realize Angelina Jolie kept up with American politics…I honestly thought besides filming movies, she googles Jennifer Aniston all day, figuring out how to wreck her life even more…

Source: US WEEKLY

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The Goddess, Demi Moore, has a new fragrance out as many of you know…Her new fragrance is called, “Wanted.”  Check out the video above, Demi Moore is asking what you, “want.”  She’s gonna post the good ones to her youtube page and give you some 15 minutes on youtube.

I think a lot of people will be wanting Demi Moore’s secret to hotness at her ancient age.  They will want the Devil’s phone number so they can go ahead and sell their souls to look like that…I like this project, Demi Moore is very interactive, I think you could take note Angelina Jolie!!!

So Kate Hudson pulled a Janet Jackson on us at the American Music Awards Sunday night…Kate nearly had a “wardrobe malfunction” because her dress was cut so GD low.

I’m still wondering why Kate Hudson was at the AMA’s anyway?  It would kinda be like Katy Perry at the Emmy’s, you’d be like WTF are you here?!  I’m assuming she’s there cause she sings in her new movie, Nine…But if Kate Hudson showed us her tits, I’m wondering, what’s the big deal?  Who hasn’t seen em anyway, ya know what I mean?  I don’t have the time to post all the men in Kate Hudson’s life.  It’s like counting the butterflies on Mariah’s Carey’s pajamas, it would be impossible…

Don’t get me wrong…I like Kate Hudson, I think she’s talented.  But do you think her ears resemble a koala bears? Because I do…

Under all that tranny underwear, pounds of make up and heavy headpieces, beats a very very big heart!!!  Recently, Lady Gaga dropped some of that cash from “Pokerface” to feed her hungry fans…

Lady Gaga said posted to twitter, “Sending all my little monsters little pizzas for waiting all night for me at best buy. I hope you’re hungry…eat up I love u.”  Gaga ordered more than 80 cheese pizzas for hungry fans waiting on her to sign their copies of, “The Fame Monster.”  What a generous thing to do!!!  Lady Gaga really is all about the fans!!!

The new pop sensation is reported to have spent over $1000 dollars for the pizzas and that’s not including her tip(Take note Britney Spears).  I hate to say it, but my Brit Brit would never do this for the fans.  Actually, you’d be damn lucky if Britney Spears would piss on you if someone set you on fire.

Do you enjoy a good contest with great giveaways?!  Well, Red Carpet Cafe is hosting its very first contest, starting Wednesday!  On November 25th, 2009 Red Carpet Café is beginning the “comment contest” with an A-list grand prize!!!

Near the bottom of the sidebar on every page, you’ll see the names of the 10 readers who have left the most comments on the site. On Wednesday, November 25, I’ll reset all of these numbers back to zero. But they’re going to start growing again!

If you can get your name at the top of that list then I’ve got some great prizes for you. Get to the top and I’ll load you up with 3 gift cards!!! How does that sound? Check out these prizes:

3 gift cards of $25 value to:  iTunes, Macy’s and Sephora.  That’s right, if you become my top commenter, you will win a gift card to each of these 3 great places! 

So let’s get started, give me your Feedback and Win!!!

Contest Rules:

Leave a comment on any post at Red Carpet Cafe between November 25, 2009 and December 15, 2009 and you’ll be entered to win our first comment contest to win 3 gift cards of $25 value.

Every comment you leave will be another entry into the contest. You may leave up to a maximum of five non-consecutive, non-spam comments per post that will count towards your total.

Non-consecutive simply means that two comments in a row on the same post will only count as one. If you leave a comment, and then someone else leaves a comment, and then you add your second comment they will count as two entries. Multiple comments on the same post must be separated by other people’s feedback in order to count as multiple entries.

Non-spam simply means that it needs to be on topic and more than five words. I’ll use my judgment to determine what I think is legitimate and what I think is spam.

You may comment on any article on the site and your comments will count as entries in this contest.

Adam Lambert has officially replaced Cher as the gayest thing alive…His performance last night at the American Music Awards was so over the top, I am pretty sure that Fox News has a warrant for his arrest today.  Seriously, Fox News will be asking for his soul in return for that performance. 

He kissed a dude, shoved another dude’s head into his crotch, it was insane…meanwhile, Lady Gaga is losinggg her SHIT because she LOVES the gay guys…Lady Gaga’s panties were absolutely on fire during this performance.  I gotta say, I enjoyed it…who knows how to drum up publicity better than a loud gay guy?  His screeching at the end was a little annoying to me though, he can obviously sing…but those crazy notes were a little much. Definitely the sound he makes when having his lashes put on…

These are my favorite looks of the night…Carrie Underwood, Alicia Keys, and Rihanna…Which looks do you prefer?!  I think Rihanna’s is my favorite look, why am I so obsessed with her lately?!

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