Just to make your Saturday a little brighter, I figured I would post on Hollywood’s highest paid actresses. While you’re sitting at home eating Cheerios and planning your day at Target, Angelina Jolie is making $27 million dollars…
Hotel Heiresses Nicky and Paris Hilton took to the world famous Robertson Boulevard on Friday, to do a little shopping. This is why we all need to live in Hollywood…Imagine if you were just out and about walking the sidewalk of Robertson on Friday afternoon and saw the Hilton sisters? That’s right Rachel, I die!!! I mean that would be so crazy?! This is why I wanna live in Hollywood!! It might as well just be $350 million dollars walking down the street, those Hilton sisters are so damn rich.
Anyway, Robertson Blvd. is paparazzi headquarters, Paris musta been needing attention that day. You don’t go to Robertson to hide from the paps!!! I bet they’re starting their Christmas shopping. Remember a few years ago when Paris went to Kitson Christmas shopping and they said one of her transactions was $110,000. CRAZY!! And supposedly that was just for like her mom’s presents…Love those Hilton sisters, more money than brains…and that’s OK.
Chris “Beat You Black and Blue” Brown is gonna be so pissed. I’m watching the 20/20 special right now with Diane Sawyer and Rihanna and this bitch is being REAL. You know when you see these sort of celebrity interviews on 20/20 or the news, it’s very vague and often times you’re like, “GIVE US THE REAL STORY! DETAILS”
Rihanna literally just said, “He had no soul in his eyes,” how scary is that?! This interview is really making me respect Rihanna, she’s actually very likeable…but I’m having a hard time understanding her? She has a very thick accent, she sounds like a special needs kid from Eastern Kentucky.
I am so into this right now! I can’t believe the stories she is telling, Chris Brown is gonna Run It right over to Rihanna’s house after watching this. It turns out all those stories that she found a text message from a girl were true, too bad it didn’t turn out to be Paris Hilton after all!!
Anyway, this interview is gonna guarantee Rihanna a few million sold I’m sure. Chris Brown will be singing With You at Karaoke bars…That bastard should be running wall to wall in a prison cell.
These days Britney’s finances are discussed as much as politics and the crisis in the Middle East. Remember the good old days when we used to talk about Britney flashing the paparazzi with her vag? Or even better, when she stole cigarette lighters for no reason? Well, now it’s a point of discussion to pour over Britney’s finances.
Recently, it’s been reported that in the past 7 months, Britney has shelled out $1.32 million dollars for attorneys. These attorney’s fees are the basis of her conservator-ship. You know, the thing that means Britney isn’t allowed to pick her nose without asking her dad first? It’s even said, she is spending $280,000 to keep the likes of Adnan Ghalib and Sam Lutfi away from her (which is a good thing).
So how many steps is Britney away from the crazy house? About 1.32 million. Money well spent if you ask me, and like this makes a dent in Britney’s checking account. I think she spent $1.32 million dollars on frappuccinos in 2007.
I was in Coach the other day when I heard this amazinggg song!!! It’s called Poison by of course, the amazing Beyonce Knowles. This song is on Beyonce’s Re-Release of “I Am…” out on November 10th. This song shoulda been released instead of, “If I Were a Boy”
…but nothing could rescue her from her shitty hair stylist. Rihanna’s new album drops on November 23rd and the singer says this album really helped her move past her situation. About 9 months ago, Chris Brown decided to drop the cute act and beat the Hell out of his girlfriend.
“I can tell you that making this album was my recovery. It’s the way I vented and expressed myself.” She said as soon as she could, she started making music, putting an album together and getting back to work. This was a great idea because you know her album is going to sell way better than Chris’ upcoming “Graffiti” album.
Rihanna is telling everyone how crucial it was to get back into the game and start making music because she was becoming famous for things other than her average voice. The media was swirling Rihanna so bad that she even said, “I felt like I went to sleep as Rihanna and woke up as Britney Spears.” Umm you wish Rihanna…that musta been a sharp blow to the head. The difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears is something called $140 million dollars. Remember when reports were flying that Rihanna only had $20,000 to her name. That’s what Britney keeps down her bra for cigarette money.
Anyway, Rihanna went to ABC about the assault and is coming forward with details, conveniently around the time of the CD release. As if she needed it, people are gonna buy the Hell outta “Rated R.” I’m pretty sure, Chris Brown’s “Graffiti,” will move two copies and eventually become graffiti itself. If Ike Turner were alive, it may sell ONE copy, but that’s debatable.
For those of you who care? Jessica Simpson is pissed…Recently, sister Ashlee, has been removed from the CW series, the ”new” Melrose Place. A lot of people are speculating because has been veteran actress, Heather Locklear hates her and had her written off. I don’t think Heather Locklear has that kinda power anymore. They’re saying, “Oh she hated Ashlee and she got her way by having Ashlee thrown of the show.” The only thing Heather Locklear is throwing off is her plastic surgeon. Sorry, I’m sure those writers don’t give a fuck about Heather Locklear, she hasn’t been relevant since Motley Crue. Gimme a break.
Anyway, since Ashlee’s dismissal from the show, Jessica is pissed and took to Twitter about it. She said, “CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press.” Yes, Jessica I would say Major Movie Star and Blonde Ambition going straight to DVD would would count as crap.First of all, is Jessica this bored? That she would use this situation to stir publicity? For the two people that watch the new Melrose Place, do you really care? Ashlee Simpson got fired because she’s married to Pete Wentz and her baby’s name is Mowgli, let’s be real.
I’m worried about our girl, Jessica. She thinks her opinion still matters…I’m sure had she said something like that in say, ohhhhhhhh 2004, it might have had some impact but now only Ken Paves is listening, sorry Jess.