In case you been living under a rock, AKA watching college football, then you might now know that Lady Gaga is taking over the world? I am calling her a pop legend in the making…Recently Lady Gaga scored her 4th #1 hit on the Billboard charts with her song, Paparazzi.
When asked of how she felt breaking records, Gaga replied, “Obviously, I cried like a baby when they told me what had happened.” Lady Gaga is truly bizarre but always gives credit to fans and almost gushes about fans, you can tell she’s very genuine.
I’m wondering if Lady Gaga is climbing the charts because people are so fascinated with how weird she is? And the fact that some people think she has a dick? At any rate, she’s our generation’s Madonna…Yeah, I said it, I think she’s the new Madonna…Everything Gaga touches turns to gold, she’s the only artist to spin 4 #1 hit singles off the same debut album?! That’s pretty A-list, congratulations Lady Gaga ,Keep it up!
I had no idea, but Dakota Fanning attends a regular high school with normal kids!? I assumed that Dakota was home schooled or working on her Good Enough Diploma like Paris and Britney…But no, this little talent is attending Campbell Hall Episcopal High School and is obviously quite popular!!!
Dakota Fanning was awarded Homecoming Queen at her school’s away football game in Encino, California. Do you think Dakota just won because she’s a very famous or she’s so likeable? I am gonna say she’s probably just that likeable? A reallly sweet little girl…but I wouldn’t be surprised if her role in New Moon didn’t help, you know those high schoolers lose their shit over Twilight, that probably did it…
I am sorta impressed with her ability to make millions of dollars being a respected actress and also throw on her cheerleading outfit and be a normal kid, What happened to you Lindsay Lohan?
Marky Mark, we get it, your Shooter works…so c’mon, stop with all the kids please!!! Mark is expecting his FOURTH kid with his wife, Rhea Durham whose not important enough to remember…
So far Marky Mark has like a million kids, this will make his fourth, making two boys and two girls. Well, that’s a little rap entourage if I ever saw one. Mark is very proud to be a dad and he said, “My mission in life is to raise my kids right. With all the success I’ve had in the world, if I fail at that, my life means nothing…” OK Mark Wahlberg, if by success you mean never conquering that Boston accent, I agree…
I’m kidding, Mark Wahlberg is a decent guy, his movies are good and his acting is average, but at least we know his sperm count is wayyyyyyyyy above average, congratulations on another mouth to feed.
Heidi Klum hosted her Annual Halloween Party last night and it seemed to be a success (as usual). I think people are beginning to equate Heidi Klum with Halloween, her pictures are in such high demand. She always has the best friggin costumes, my favorite outfit was last year, the Kali ensemble. She goes all out!!! Do they not celebrate Halloween in Germany? Because Heidi Klum is very into dressing up, makes me wonder if she missed out on Halloween as a child
Just to name a few celebrities in attendance: Paris Hilton, her boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt. Kelly Osbourne, Eliza Dushku, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren just to name a few that stopped by. That’s a pretty decent turn out, I mean it’s not like Meryl Streep and Jessica Lange showed up, but it’s pretty good show for Heidi, she barely speaks English.
I bet Heidi misses the days when Britney didn’t have anything better to do than to crash parties and steal cigarette lighters…Remember when Britney dropped by in that, to Heidi’s party and gave some motherly advice on how to change diapers?! This is all the while Britney was riding the crazy train….Ahhh, I miss those days sometimes…
Anyway, I’m hoping that someday I can attend Heidi’s soiree, it looks like a blast. Heidi, I wanna come to your Halloween Party?! Oh well…Auf Wiedersehen
If Kim Kardashian leaves Hollywood…Recently Kim said that things with her football boyfriend were so good, she’d consider a move to New Orleans over the bright lights of Hollywood…Can you say crazy bitch? I’m pretty sure that Reggie Bush will make more money than Kim in the long run, but I’d rather live in Hollywood than New Orleans.
She said, “things with Reggie are awesome,” which I’m glad, they’re the most beautiful couple in the world…BUT Kim can’t leave the place that made her famous…and I am convinced that Dash and Smooch will go outta business if Celeb hunting whores won’t see Kim K. around…just kidding, Khloe is making quite a name for herself these days…
See that picture above? That’s just minutes before “Hurricane Katrina.” Hurricane Katrina was really Kim’s ass hitting the water, flooded the entire city…At least the people of New Orleans know now that if another Hurricane comes, Kim’s ass doubles as a flotation device. Go ahead, move to New Orleans Kim, you’ll be closer!!!
For the past 3 days, pop legend, Britney Spears has been releasing pictures and teasers of her new video for her number 1 hit, 3. The video premiered today and I’m very excited! It’s not exactly what I expected, but Britney looks great, she is dancing great, her outfits are trashy, I’m in Heaven.
The only problem is that reoccurring bun that Britney does from time to time, takes me back to bald Britney beats up cars. There’s 3 things that I don’t like to see on Britney Spears: a frappucino in hand, hair in a bun, cowboy boots. These 3 things can only mean one thing, Britney is riding the crazy train again.
As of now though, she’s on top again, breaking records. What are your thoughts of the video? I could use a little more sexuality ( I know I know) but it’s pretty tame for a song about 3somes.
Check out Britney’s new video from her official website…
Good girl gone bad, Leighton Meester, won the poll in “Which Girl Are You Gossiping About?!” Yes, it’s true…Red Carpet Readers prefer the bad girls over the good ones…Sorry Blake, you’re just too boring!!!
Leighton won ALL the votes?! What ya guys got against Blake UnLively?
I can not stand Melissa Joan Hart. She’s a bitch…she’s very hateful to celebrities, very ungrateful and always walking around like she has a stick up her ass. I thought I could never like Jimmy Kimmel cause of his relationship with hilarious boring Sarah Silverman. But when he made fun of Melissa Joan Hart on TV, my heart started skipping a different beat and it says, Jimmy Kimmel!!!
She’s trying to act like she wasn’t Sabrina The Teenage Bitch, sorry, no one cares that you lost your baby weight…we only care about Salem, your talking cat. Watch Melissa Joan Hart get completely embarrassed above…Harvey and Libby are somewhere swapping high fives over this one!